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Religious Jokes :: #14176 By from USA. A very devout woman, who recently had learned how to drive, always started her trip with a prayer: "Lord, guide my hands to steer this car." However, one day she found herself in a terrifying situation, with a car speeding up behind her, another coming rapidly at her from a road on the left. She did not know what to do, and so she threw her hands in the air and cried, "Lord, take the wheel." Forward this joke to your friends >> One-Liners :: #654 By Alex C. from Mt. Orab USA. Life unlived Dont be afraid of death, be afraid of an unlived life.